Super serial!

import java.io.PrintWriter;
import java.io.Serializable;    
class Doug implements Serializable {
  public Doug(PrintWriter out) {
    out.println(getMood());
  }
  private static String getMood() {
    return ":-(";
  }
}
/*
 * __        ___   ___   __  ____   ___
 * \ \      / / | | \ \ / / / ___| / _ \
 *  \ \ /\ / /| |_| |\ V /  \___ \| | | |
 *   \ V  V / |  _  | | |    ___) | |_| |
 *    \_/\_/  |_| |_| |_|   |____/ \___/
 *
 *  ____  _____ ____  ___    _    _    ___
 * / ___|| ____|  _ \|_ _|  / \  | |  |__ \
 * \___ \|  _| | |_) || |  / _ \ | |    / /
 *  ___) | |___|  _ < | | / ___ \| |___|_|
 * |____/|_____|_| \_\___/_/   \_\_____(_)
 */

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